Run out and marry for money quick
because if you go to the emergency room (via your own transportation, no ambulance) and get a few blood tests and some saline in an IV...
your bill will be $2,396.50.
P.S. Remember my previous advice: black vomit, nothing to worry about. Gunshot wound? Maybe.
P.P.S. Don't worry, I "only" have to pay $377.90 of the balance. I miss my old insurance! :(
I am astounded daily how much it costs to be a grown-up.
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