Great start to the day

In the past 5 minutes...

• I realized a very, very strong chlorine smell is coming from my shirt and it is really bothering me. It smells like I went swimming in it. I don't know why.
• I got a nosebleed.
• I was drinking water and apparently I have forgotten how to swallow completely because I opened my mouth and water came out on my clothes.
• I somehow managed to tip over my wheelie chair and fall out. My butt and hand hurt now.

I guess sometimes Tuesdays are worse than Mondays.