Trivial Pursuit Fun

When in doubt, make up an answer. (Remember, not guessing at all gives you a 0% chance of getting it right!) For example:

White Stripes member? Whitus Stripus

French name for Djibouti? la Djibouti

C in CAT scan stands for ___? Catscanistan*

Collective name for a group of pet cats? kittle**

* this was actually a misunderstanding about the question, but still, it sounded like an answer, and was the best answer ever
** correct answer: clowder

And finally, a question itself that is hilarious:
What country's prostitutes were given funding to retrain as geriatric nurses?
answer: Germany (now who doesn't want to retire there?)